TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow."

汤姆的借口

老师：汤姆，你为什么每天上学都迟到呢？

汤姆：每次我路过拐角的时候，一个路标上写着：“学校——慢行”

A GREAT MAN

Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

一名伟人

老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？

学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

Who Is the Laziest?

Father: Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom: I don't know,father.

Father: Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

Tom: Our teacher,father.

谁最懒

父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？

汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。

父亲：啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课？

汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。

I'm Trying to Stop It

Father: Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?

Son: No,dad,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it.

我要把它堵在里面

父亲： 孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？

儿子： 没有，爸爸。可是你昨天说，你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。

HE WON

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？

约翰尼：他生病卧床了，他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

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