英语笑话

My Gold TeethPoliceman: Why didn& 39;t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they& 39;d have found my four gold teeth T

I Have His Ear in My PocketIvan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan "Would you recognize him if you saw hi

TOM& 39;S EXCUSETeacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says, "School-Go Slow "汤姆的借口老师：汤姆，你为什么每天上学都迟